today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
- eurovision host: if you don't know what a hashtag is--
- graham norton: don't PATRONISE me
- eurovision host: [...] hashtag get a life
- graham norton: I'M 51, I'M NOT DEAD
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard
'I don't wanna be your sweet cheesecake'
'I wanna have a mustache'
'Cream and butter taste so good'
Don’t even care if the UK score like nothing bc we get to listen to Graham Norton every year so who’s the real winner here